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Another bag. Sunchokes, twenty pounds, knobby and dirt-caked through the mesh. I stack it on the cart. The wheels groan.

Beets. Golden, candy-striped, deep burgundy Chioggia. Three separate bags. I haul each one with both hands, my chef coat pulling tight across my shoulders, sweat already beading along my collarbone despite the walk-in cold. The cart is dangerously overloaded now, listing to the left, and I shove it through the pantry door with my shoulder and steer it toward my station.

The marble counter is my battlefield. I clear it with one sweep of my arm, sending containers to the back shelf, and I pull my notebook from my coat pocket.

The pen moves before the thoughts fully form.

Course one. Celery root velouté. Charred pear. Black walnut oil. Crispy sage.

My handwriting deteriorates with speed. The letters tilt and crash into each other.

Course two. Sunchoke confit. Miso glaze. Pickled apple. Toasted buckwheat.

I rip a parsnip from the bag and hold it up to the light. Pale ivory skin, tapered like a candle, firm and heavy with sugar. This time of year, after the first frost, the starch converts. They become almost obscenely sweet. I can roast them until the edges blacken and caramelize into something that shatters between the teeth like burnt honey.

Course three. Parsnip three ways. Roasted, pureed, shaved raw. Brown butter vinaigrette. Espelette pepper.

No. Not brown butter. Brown butter is dairy.

I cross it out so hard the pen tears through the paper.

Hazelnut brown butter.

Better. The fat from toasted hazelnuts, slow-rendered until the milk solids darken and the scent turns nutty and deep. Same Maillard reaction. No cow required.

Maren drifts closer. She knows better than to speak, but her eyes track the growing pile of root vegetables on my station, the frantic scratch of the pen, the way my jaw is set so tight my molars ache.

"Pull the kombu stock from the walk-in," I say without looking up. "All of it. Every container."

Her footsteps retreat.

Course four. Beet Wellington. Mushroom duxelles. Walnut pâté. Puff pastry.

My flagship. The dish I've been developing for six months, the one that makes people close their eyes when they eat it, the one that a food blogger from Portland called "a religious experience wrapped in pastry." The beet is roasted whole, wrapped in layers of finely minced mushroom and walnut, then sealed inside pastry so flaky it dissolves on contact with the tongue.

This is the dish that wins contracts.

Course five. Dessert. Olive oil cake, blood orange, cardamom cream.

Five courses. I count them. Five courses, every component vegan, every ingredient sourceable within a hundred-mile radius, every technique borrowed from classical French training and bent sideways until the vegetables become the architecture and not the afterthought.

I tear the page from the notebook and pin it to the board above my station.

Through the pass window, across the street, smoke billows from the new tavern's chimney. Thick, gray, greasy smoke that smells like charred animal fat and hickory.

My fingers tighten around the pen.

He's going to enter. Of course he's going to enter. That loud, soot-covered, towel-wielding catastrophe of a man is going to wheel his iron smoker into the town square and serve giant slabs of meat and every council member is going to swoon because humans are biologically hardwired to lose their minds over fire and flesh.

The pen cracks in my grip. Ink bleeds across my knuckles.

The box arrives at 3:15 PM, carried by a delivery driver who holds it at arm's length like a live grenade.

"Lady at the front said to bring it straight back."

He sets it on my station and leaves before I can ask who sent it.

Heavy. Dense wood, stained dark, with iron hinges that look hand-forged. No card. No label. Just a rough symbol burned into the lid that resembles either a cleaver or an axe. The wood smells like woodsmoke.